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EL CORAZON DEL GUERRERO
Neus Asensi, Santigo Segura
This film, inspired by fantasy role play games, is the directing debut of cinema critic Daniel Monzon. The story tells of a legendary hero who after stealing a magic stone wakes up in a different world -Madrid - and in the form of a teenage boy with acne problems who has a passion for fantasy role play games. Or is it the other way round? Special effects and action are the keys to this entertaining movie.

SLEEPY HOLLOW
Casper Van Dien, Christina Ricci, Christopher Walken
During the American Civil War a New York policeman is sent to Sleepy Hollow to investigate reports of a headless* horseman who is supposedly terrorising the inhabitants. Tim Burton returns to direct yet another strange and surreal movie where the real and imaged worlds collide.

JOAN OF ARC
Dustin Hoffman, John Malkovich, Milla Jovovich
Luc Besson directs an all-star cast in one of the most ambitious European films to date, The film centres on the life of Joan of Arc who through divine visions was inspired to fight against the English domination of France in the 1400s. The legendary French martyr is played by Milla Jovovich who was also in Besson's 'The Fifth Element'. In this film the English are very much the bad guys

THE SIXTH SENSE
Bruce Willis, Donnie Wahiberg
Eight year old Cole Sear has a terrible secret, he can see dead people These ghosts visit him and make his life impossible. When he finally tells someone, child psychologist Malcolm Crowe, he suddenly has even bigger problems. This thriller was last year's big hit in the U.S.A. and is a must for Bruce Willis fans.

				MORE THINGS YOU LEARN FROM THE MOVIES... o If you decide to defuse a bomb., don't worry about which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one. o Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally killed just three days before their retirement. o All beds have special sheets that cover the chest of a women but not that of the man next to her. o All shopping bags contain a stick of French bread o A detective can only solve a case when he has been suspended from duty. o If there is a large glass window visible someone will be thrown through it. o All bombs have a large electronic timing device that tells you exactly when the bomb is going to explode.



		1. Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors. 2. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined. 3. Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have about ten. 4. Our eyes are the same size from birth, but our cars and nose never stop growing. 5. The Boston University Bridge (Boston, Massachusetts) is the only place in the world where a boat can sail under a train driving under a car driving under an aeroplane. 6. No word in English rhymes with 'month'. 7. There are two credit cards for every person in the U.S.A. 8. Babies are born without knee caps*. They don't appear until the child is 2-6 years old. 9. In the great fire of London in 1666 half of London was destroyed but only six people were injured. 10.The name Wendy was invented for the book 'Peter Pan'


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